The other night I met the guy who lives right next door to me. Truth be told, he's a little weird and really kind of freaks me out. Regardless, he told me a cool story. Guess who lived in my apartment building when he first moved to America. Let me give you a few hints. He's been here forever and still can't speak proper English. And he (btw, he's a he) consumed more steroids than the 1984 East Germam female weightlifting team. Ok, last hint. The guy got elected governor of California, because his wife had a great family. That's right. Arnold Schwarzenegger lived in the the exact same building that I am currently residing in. Crazy, huh? Now I just need to find a famous wife, and I should be well on my way.