This morning I went to Ralphs (grocery store) for some weekend grocery shopping. Everything went as planned until I got to the checkout corner. As I was swiping my credit card, I glanced over to the bag lady and witnessed her putting stickers on the stuff I bought. Each and every item was plastered with an orange sticker the size of a tennis ball, reading "DINNER AT RALPHS...HOW ABOUT SOME BBQ?" If I hadn't asked her to stop, she probably would have put multiple stickers on each item. Better yet, I bought a bunch of bananas and she literally put a sticker on each banana. What's up with me and grocery stores?