my kind of bachelor party

I am heading to Oregon next week for a Bachelor party weekend. The schedule for it just arrived. This is going to be a whole lot of fun. 

Friday – Travel to Hood River

·         Renting a van so we can bring a keg of O’Doul’s with us.

·         6:00 pm – Pajama party

·         8:00 pm – circle of trust (where we tell each other something we’ve never told anyone before)

·         10:00 – Bedtime

 

Saturday

·         7:30 am – Rise and shine

·         8:00-10:00 – Saturday morning cartoons

·         11:00-1:00 – free time (do whatever you want; just don’t leave the property)

·         1:00-4:00 – Fun games (Hawaiian Punch included):

o   Egg toss

o   Three legged race

o   Guess who’s bringing a piñata?

o   Pin the tail on the donkey

·         4:00-5:30 – Shower time - to wash off all the fun we just had

·         5:30-6:30 – Dinner (family style) consisting of every kind of Hot Pocket we can find mushed together.

·         7:00-9:00 – Poetry corner - everyone reads a verse from their favorite piece of poetry.

·         9:00 – Bedtime

 

Sunday

·         7:00 am - 9:00 – David Hasselhoff appreciation hours (because he needs more than 1).

·         9:00-10:00 – Run a train on a townie

·         10:00-1:00 – Fly kites in backyard (Hood River is the wind surfing capital of the US).

·         1:00-4:00 – Uno tournament (I’ve already created brackets).

·         4:00-8:00 – Twilight marathon

·         8:00-9:00 – 7 minutes in heaven (Brad gets to go first).

·         9:00-10:00 – Play soggy Hess.

10:00 Bedtime