things that would keep me from running for VP

Things that would keep me from running for VP. Doing a commercial that involves bleaching your hair and running through a Montana river in December. Nope. Giving a presentation on Why Deutschland Loves David Hasselhoff. Nope. Publishing a book on how to write complaint letters. Nope. Being filmed in a swimsuit while trying to win a Ms Alaska Beauty Contest. Yup. Most definitely.