We won our big competition put on by the American Association of Advertising Agencies. It's pretty much the biggest thing that a person at my level can win, so I am definitely proud of it. The award we won is called the Monty McKinney and you'll shortly find it on six young advertising executives' resumes. Ok, I'll stop bragging right now. On a different note, there is this uebergoofy personal trainer in my gym. He claims to have been a lebanese bodybuilding champion, but looks much more like he's a competitive cookie eater. This guy is always running around with his weight belt over his shirt, even when he's standing behind the counter making protein shakes for people. When doing bench press he grunts like a bear and lifts like a girl. Oh, and he doesn't even look lebanese. What's up with that?