I am 25. I have a good job. I just bought my first place. I teach. I still don’t have a career in comedy, nor am I really trying. My facial hair still hasn’t fully grown in. But I am starting to go bald, which is a rather scary proposition. I am not losing hair in masses, but my hair line is slowly creeping back. And there is some unarguable thinning. Oh boy, I better get married soon.