30 is just about the shortest size that a guy can buy in terms of pants’ length. And yes, that is my size. Or so I thought at least. I am coming to understand that all my pants are about two inches too long. Again, someone could have told me that a long time ago. But no, I had to find out myself. When being yelled at by some old Middle Eastern lady in the mall, asking me to pull up my pants as I apparently was stepping on them.
Now I am paying a small fortune to a mexican family of tailors to get all my pants fixed. Anyhow, I am not even going to begin worrying about my waist size, as for some reason I think that my current size 33 might just be a tidbit too large.