Lately, there have been a lot of firsts for me. I bought my first motorcycle. And it’s red. I brought on board a second writer for my blog, and he’s from Wyoming. I hired a research assistant. His name is Farhan and he lives in India. I fed Otto beans and cheese. Our similar tastes obviously don’t stop with sharing the same water glass.
You fed Otto beans and cheese?
This might also be your first day cleaning up poop all around your condo.
Let’s hope Otto survives. Poor cat…