So I ordered an air purifier on Amazon.com and it finally arrived today. I was planning to put the fine machine on my bookshelf, while it peacefully cleans the air in my room. Well, I should have really paid attention to the size measurements of my air purifier. The darn thing is twice as tall as a dorm room fridge and makes more noise than my ’89 Toyota Corolla. It looks like the kind of machine that could be used in a hospital kitchen. And worst of all, it makes my room smell like a hospital. At least it keeps the air clean, right?