This is the 2nd morning in a row that I am writing in my blog. Well, actually it’s more like noon, but that is besides the fact. I just got done watching some movie called “Four Feathers”. I did it for Sada, as I didn’t want her to have to watch it alone. Anyway, I just got done with it, so now I am free to do whatever I want to do. I am actually thinking about cooking another sweet potato. Not a yam. A sweet potato. There actually is a fine difference between the two, which most people are not aware of.
Onto more interesting stuff now. Today is Mardi Gras. Happy Mardi Gras to everyone out there. Tonight I will probably go to a Mardi Gras party. Not for my own sake, but as a favor to my friends Jared and Pete.
Also today I am going to do my laundry. Through the purchase of six more boxer shorts I have been able to extend my DBDL to 20 days. For those of you who don’t know. DBDL means “Days between doing Laundry”. I am a big fan of efficiency measures like such..
Now onto the really important stuff. Today is March 1st and in 21 days… It is my golden birthday. That’s correct on March 22, 2003 I am going to be 22 years old. My golden birthday. The one birthday that brings along more presents than any other birthday. In some cultures people get more presents for their golden birthday than when they get married. I shall say no more…
Anyway, here is my updated birthday list on Amazon.com. Buying stuff at Amazon.com for my 22nd birthday has several distinct advantages.
1. Mario gets exactly what he wants.
2. Amazon.com makes it very easy for you to ship the item.
3. If you buy more than $25 worth of merchandise, you will receive free shipping.
4. I have added several small items that should complement your order and help you receive free shipping.
Once again, this is my golden birthday. Even if you have never gotten me anything for my birthday, this is a good time to start. It will result in virtual hugs and much gratitude. It also qualifies you to become a featured friend or family member on the mario group.
Ladies and Gentleman, with all due respect:
My golden birthday wish list