Mark and I went to the Arsenal on Friday night. It’s a bar/club right down the road. Anyway, Mark always likes to stand next to the speakers. He thinks the closer he stands to the music, the smoother his dance moves appear to be. There are candles on the speakers, meant to illuminate just those moves. Anyway, a girl walked up next to us, turned around and her hair caught on fire. It was a spectacular show, which ended with the girl sprinting towards the bathroom while some guy was trying to slow the rapid balding process with a napkin. Never seen anything like this.