Fridays are without a doubt my favorite days in the office, as it’s bagel and muffin day. This morning was no different. I got a cup of coffee and a poppy seed bagel. As it was early in the morning I grabbed what appeared to be the cream cheese and covered my bagel with such. Well, such was butter and I didn’t really recognize it until half-way through my bagel. It’s not that I don’t like butter, but the way you’d normally cover a bagel with cream cheese is different than how you smear it with cream cheese. I buttered my bagel like it was cream cheese. Now I feel sick.