Who knew. By moving into my new apartment and most importantly new cable TV provider area, I might be able to access the European soccer channel Fox Sports World. Isn’t it amazing how 6 blocks can change your life. I really don’t want to get my hopes up too much, but being able to watch Fox Sports World would be fantastic. I wouldn’t have to buy a car anymore. I could walk by sports bars without that funny feeling in my stomach and most of all would would probably never have to worry about dating or any other kind of social activity again. I will keep my job and continue to communicate with a select group of friends. I am going to buy a TV for the kitchen and somehow figure out how to brush my teeth while watching TV. It’s going to stupdendously awesome.