friend misconception party

You are cordially invited to this year’s first and only Friend Misconception Party

I will be arriving in Missoula this Friday. It will probably be late at night, so no plans can be made for the evening. The next day now is completely different. There will be a party at Lakes’ house on Saturday. Starting at about 7pm. It will be grand to be back in MT and to catch up with everyone. I am bringing along Natilee, so the plan is to mislead her regarding the number of friends I have. Or the lack there of. Anyway, you need to at least show up and say hi. If possible bring a friend. Have them walk up to me and say something like: “Hey Mario. It’s great to see you. My life has been miserable without you and I so grateful that you came back for a couple of days.” Now, please change the line according to your preference. I want Natilee to think that I have a lot of friends, so all my friends will have to work hard to make this happen. Again, I mean all my friends. That’s Ben, Jesse and Rogan. I need you guys. It would be great if you could bring a female friend. I know that I don’t really have any female friends, but we do not want Natilee to be the only girl at the party.                                                                  

Where: 316 Daly (In the University District)
When: 7pm till closing. This Saturday July 12th.

Here is what others have said about this party.

“At first I wasn’t sure what to think about it. Was it for real? Now that I know it’s true I am counting the days until the party. Who knows. Maybe I will get my haircut.”  Nick T. (would like to remain somewhat anonymous)

“Having Mario come into town is not an everyday thing for us. We are for sure coming to this party. Playing Scrabble can wait. It’s going to be awesome. ”   Matt and Marci Bjion

“When we heard that Mario was coming to town, we put our heads together and started planning right away. We heard he has sideburns now. Can’t wait to see the kid.”    Ben Molk and Jesse Lakes

” I can’t wait to meet all of Mario’s friends. I am sorry for the group of 15 of his closest friends, who will not be able to make it to this party. Volunteering your summers to work with disabled chimpanzees is definitely a priority”   Natilee

” This is going to be great. Bring your printer.”  Everyone