Happy Valentine’s day to all you folks out there. And thank you so much for flowers and chocolates. You really didn’t have to do that.
Anyway, my favorite thing about Valentine’s day is definitely that you get to see which of the pretty girls in the office are single or already taken. Tomorrow, I’ll be sending flowers to all the single ones.
That was a joke. So were the flowers and chocolates. The day I get flowers on Valentine’s day will be the day I re-evaluate my romantic relationships.