HOMELAND SECURITY

HOMELAND SECURITY AND THE RAM

Tonight Pete, Jared, Ashley and I are going to “the Ram”, so I probably won’t have the time to post anything later on. As I am not a big fan of war, I thought that I would voice my opinion on alternate ways of fighting terrorism. Thanks to my buddy Mark who informed me about this mindboggling idea.

As we all know, the Taliban consider it a sin for a
man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, next
Saturday at 2:00 PM Pacifc time all American women
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling
your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
front of their house to prove they are not Taliban,
demonstrate that they think it’s okay to see nude
women other than their wife and to show support for
all American women. And since the Taliban also does
not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side
is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to
root out terrorists and applauds your participation in
this anti-terrorist activity.

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