I went boxing three weeks ago. My knuckles still aren’t healed. I am not exactly sure what I do wrong when wrapping my hands, but force of impact certainly can’t be the cause of this injury. People in class are starting to call me “he with the bag that doesn’t move.”

A girl asked me today what my dating policy was. Funny, maybe she thought that I was so popular that I had certain policies in place to control my dating life.

Well, I told her that I didn’t date by choice. Not my choice though.