locked out

This morning I locked myself out of my car. The initial moment of discovering my mishap was no fun, but I have been smiling ever since. As none of you probably know, I am a member of the Automobile Club of America. They tow, bring gas, change batteries and open doors. And today they opened my car’s door. Only 10 minutes after I called them. And at no extra charge.

The guy was super friendly, and all the jewish kids in my neighborhood were fascinated. So was I. I cannot believe how fast one can break into my car. Took him 30 seconds, at the most. Significantly faster than opening a can of tuna.