I am sitting on a couch at BackSpace right now and opposite of me is a teenage couple making out. It’s hard to not look, as a few things caught my attention.
- The girl is wearing purple pants. The boy looks like he just got back from Sunday school. Careful, son.
- He gifted her with some designer panties, which she just unwrapped. That’s impressive. I didn’t have the courage to buy designer panties when I was 16 years old. Actually, I still don’t.
- She’s kissing with her eyes closed. His are looking at the pillow next to her. Some things never change.
- They’re now laying next to each other, looking like they’re about to take a nap. Note to self, don’t come here to take naps anymore.
so you’re saying i can meet chicks at backspace if i just sit on a couch with a pair of designer panties?