MUFFIN LADY, TRICK

MUFFIN LADY, TRICK

Yesterday, I went to Costco. I love that place. I really don’t buy much there, but I always leave with a stomach ache. Yes, I go to town on the samples. There are so many different sample booths here in Seattle (store #1) and I thought complete annonymity was a sure fact. Boy was I wrong. The muffin lady (lady giving out the muffins) commented to Elisa that I had visited her booth 5 seperate times trying each sample every time. Luckily, she thought it was funny, but others might disagree. I did sense negative vibes from the hoagie lady, so this discovery definitely confirmed my worst fears. I checked out Costco’s website, and it says nothing about consuming samples in a responsible manner. Next time, I will bring several shirts and hats. Fooling those sample ladies will not be a problem. Every time I visit their booths, they will see a brand new potential customer. No more jokes from the muffin lady either. Game on. That’s all I have to say.

On to less serious matters. My friend Trick is featured on the site this week. Go check him out; he will like that. I am also accepting requests for posts now. That means if you want me to write about something, just drop me an email and I will make something out of it. And no, I will not talk about my mother, nor any other family member. That’s a rule guys. Email me at mario@themariogroup.com . Also, now you can post comments on the site. More to come…