My neighbor is one of those guys who seems to be making a lot of money working from home. Some sort of business processes consultant he says. I say…Mafia. Regardless, he always talks about how girls love his loft. Since we live in the same building and even share a wall, I am starting to wonder about what I am doing wrong with my loft. Now he just got a cat, and once again told me how much girls love his cat. He also smokes, which I know girls love. Not. Then again, now that he has a cat he spends considerably less time standing at his window blowing smoke into my apartment. Boy, love them cats.
Myself on the other hand, I am busy growing a mustache.