neighbors

My neighbor is one of those guys who seems to be making a lot of money working from home. Some sort of business processes consultant he says. I say…Mafia. Regardless, he always talks about how girls love his loft. Since we live in the same building and even share a wall, I am starting to wonder about what I am doing wrong with my loft. Now he just got a cat, and once again told me how much girls love his cat. He also smokes, which I know girls love. Not.  Then again, now that he has a cat he spends considerably less time standing at his window blowing smoke into my apartment. Boy, love them cats.

Myself on the other hand, I am busy growing a mustache.

3 Comments

  1. Anonymous November 10, 2006 at 3:50 pm

    Just tell me it’s not one of those Borat moustaches… and forget the cat, you have an accent, which women love. And don’t worry so much – when Mrs Right comes along, you’ll know (just hope her 1st name isn’t “Always”).

    One last thing – guys who brag about having all these women, usually don’t – or if they do, they’re usually not the ones you brag about. Keep your standards high and the women you will eventually meet will have high standards as well. What woman wouldn’t want to be with a young corporate executive with a zest for life & a European accent?

  2. Anonymous November 10, 2006 at 3:54 pm

    On second thought, women do love cats.

  3. Anonymous November 10, 2006 at 8:24 pm

    You bring up an excellent point. I think I am losing my accent. It doesn’t sound like a german accent anymore, but rather that I just don’t know proper English. Maybe I’ll take some night German classes.