new media blackmail 101

Film your co-worker dancing drunk at a party, with your brand new Treo 700p cell phone. Then upload picture to home page and announce it to dancer, plus a select group of other co-workers. Then ask for horrendous amounts of money, just so you don’t upload the high-res version on, which would ultimately lead to much unwanted fame.*

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* Be sure to come up with a clever name for the dance and patent it immediately. Don’t be shy in using your co-worker’s name, especially not if it’s German and the guy is from Kansas.