new toothbrush

I just bought a new toothbrush.I am not actually sure if it does a better job of promoting healthy teeth, but I sure as heck brush them more these days. Actually, I use every opportunity I can to brush my teeth. Eat an apple, brush my teeth. Bag of peanuts, brush my teeth. Wake up in the middle of the night to get some water, brush my teeth.

How could I not? My new toothbrush makes all kinds of gadgety noises and has more memory power than my laptop. Every 30 second it beeps and tells me to navigate it into some other corner of my mouth. Seriously, if you are looking to buy a toothbrush, buy mine. Well, not literally. But you know what I mean.