I got my hair cut today. Have you seen the movie Dumb and Dumber? Jim Carey’s haircut. That’s me. The girl who cut my hair apparently has lived in Germany for the past 3 years. What I didn’t know was Jim Carey’s sudden surge of popularity in my homeland. Honestly, my next relationship is going to be with a hairstylist. And she is going to be a skilled one. Every Sunday morning, she can cut my hair and it will always look trimmed. She will love it and I will love it. A perfectly balanced relationship.