rapidly deteriorating soccer skills

A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a post criticizing my co-ed soccer league’s 2-goals per male player limit.

– That week I scored 7 goals, as it wasn’t official league play.

– The following week, I scored two goals and we lost.

– Last week, I scored one goal and we lost. At that point, the rule that I was losing sleep about had already become completely irrelevant.

– This week, I didn’t score once and we lost. Two of the guys on the opposing team scored two goals each.

If things keep going the way they are, my vote will be that only girls are allowed to score goals. I mean, it’s just no fun when you have a couple of guys scoring all the goals. I just hope that none of my team members read or ever have read this blog.