Today was a good day. This morning I got to go the dentist to pick up my first night guard. While my teeth have always been slightly crooked, this guard is designed to protect my teeth from grinding against each other at night. That’s apparently what happens to guys my age. Then after work, I finally pulled the trigger and purchased a brand new red 2007 Stella Scooter. I don’t get to pick it up until next week, which is when I will have hopefully passed my motorcycle safety driving test, which by the way, I am only taking for the second time. This fine scooter is my first mode of motorized transportation since Bozo, the 1989 Toyota Corolla Station Wagon, I sported in the City of Los Angeles. Last but not least, I have been asked to give my Hasselhoff talk at a major technology convention in Seattle next week. More on that soon.